Tuesday, June 20, 2006

He Moves in Mysterious Ways

God is sad that you no longer find this blog interesting. So God sent me a man, a shirtless man with curly gray hair, walking down the street wearing a pair of ladies' cotton pajama bottoms, white sneakers with no laces and the tongues pulled out and a black strapless bra around his neck, approximate cup size B.

Then I watched an 11-year old pay for some candy with a Debit card. He literally pulled the credit card out of his Spiderman wallet. You kill me, New York.


Dawn Z(ed) said...

I find your blog endlessly interesting. I read it everyday. I even read it via a very painfully slow dialup connection (I'm housesitting, they live in the dark ages), I even go so far as to read it at work when I really should be doing things that fit into my actual job description.

You brighten my day.

Cupcake said...

Thanks, Dawn. I'm sending a crazy man with a bra around his neck your way.

Because sometimes we can all use a little extra support.

Lord of the Barnyard said...

somehow that support line didn't make it into the post.
were you saving it to throw at the first commentor, or did you think it up on the fly in here?

can the way the crazies dress be successfully imitated? i vote no.

Cupcake said...

I'll have you know, I came up with that line on the subway last night.

Dawn Z(ed) said...

Oooooooo.... just what I always wanted! How did you know?


acaligurl said...

cupcake, not quite sure how i happened upon your blog, but so glad i did, you are most entertaining. new york appears to have so much going on (blog worthy)
i must need to get out more as i don't see it here in cali!! hmmm well this is all new to me and as soon as i learn how to "mark" your site, i'll be back for more.
ciao for now

Cupcake said...

Welcome to the Cupcake Mafia. If you like stories where brassieres figure prominently in the punchline, you'll do well here.