... is that you know when he has been invited to join AARP. Well, we couldn't let this special event go unnoticed! I did restrain myself from sending out a company-wide email announcing the big news, but just to let him know that I care, I put a little sticky note on his application and temporary membership card. "Congratulations! Enjoy the Early Bird Special!"
I've always wondered what it is like to collect unemployment...
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It dawned on me just now that I will be eligible for AARP next year. I'm way too young for that shit as I still skateboard and surf.
Aloha,
Jeff
I started getting invites to the AARP about two years ago and I've been on their mailing list ever since. I think whoever gave them my name is the same person who put me on the spam list of every MILF and barnyard sex website.
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