Monday, October 24, 2005

One of the benefits of opening the Boss's Mail...

... is that you know when he has been invited to join AARP. Well, we couldn't let this special event go unnoticed! I did restrain myself from sending out a company-wide email announcing the big news, but just to let him know that I care, I put a little sticky note on his application and temporary membership card. "Congratulations! Enjoy the Early Bird Special!"

I've always wondered what it is like to collect unemployment...

2 comments:

Jeff said...

It dawned on me just now that I will be eligible for AARP next year. I'm way too young for that shit as I still skateboard and surf.

Aloha,

Jeff

jesse said...

I started getting invites to the AARP about two years ago and I've been on their mailing list ever since. I think whoever gave them my name is the same person who put me on the spam list of every MILF and barnyard sex website.