But Can You Pet His Monkey?

LeBrookski, I know this will probably only be funny to you and me, but this website is too funny to be hidden in the comments. LeBrooks set me wise to Rent A German, a website where you can, wait for it, rent a German. I happen to be overrun with Germans right now, in fact, a new one appeared in the office this morning, but for those of you who don't have access to your very own Teutons, you may want to check this out.