Friday, June 17, 2005

What Kind of Schmuck Am I?

I am the kind of Schmuck who forgets her best friend's birthday*.

Oh fair, sweet, Anne Miller, I love you big time! I am so sad that you had to leave NYC, but I realize that Edith Wharton needs you more than I do right now. Maybe I can come up for a visit soon**? We'll celebrate the likes of which Western Massachusetts has never seen before [ie a trip to Bickford's and Friendly's].

*I don't know how this happened, usually I am the Birthday Maven.

** Aparently, I am also the kind of schmuck who tries to atone for missing her friend's birthday by inviting herself up for a weekend visit.

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