Tuesday, June 07, 2005

Cupcake Squared

Since I have always believed in basing my life on that of hotel fortune heiress Paris Hilton, I have decided to marry the first man I encounter named Nancy. You think this is a long shot, but remember there was a boy named Nancy in Wayside School is Falling Down. He had big hands.

Did I mention I'm taking cold medicine?

1 comment:

Mary T said...

hmmm... I searched the internet annals of male nancy's and came up with nothing. Your best bet may be find some one willing to change their name. If he is willing to do that, you know his devouted to you.