Wednesday, May 18, 2005

My Body's so Boobilicious.

Okay, so I think this shirt is a little too boobilicious to be wearing to work. I don't remember it fitting like this. Maybe it's the new bra. It looked fine at home, but now that I'm at work, yes, definately a little too boobilicious. No problem. All I have to do is not call attention to my breasts. Like, I should definately try not to spill coffee on OH GOD!! I JUST SPILLED ICED MACCHIATO ON MY LEFT BOOB. There is a large coffee-colored stain on my left boob, which is only just barely by the Grace of God managing to stay inside this shirt as it is and OH GOD!! I JUST SPILLED MORE COFFEE!!

Looks like it's a run to Strawberry's at lunch to buy a cheap cardigan. I hate Strawberry's. No wonder why I'm always broke.

3 comments:

A said...

You are f-in hilarious. HI-larious!

Sherri said...

That is so funny. I had a similar experience the other day.

http://viewfromaminivan.blogspot.com/2005/05/is-that-baby-joey-in-your-pocketor-are.html

Simone said...

Girl...embrace your boobiliciousness!!! That's what I do!!! Plus if you've got them...you're destined to spill something on them. That's my experience.