Thursday, May 19, 2005

Easy as A, B, Q

According to the people who make pantyhose, I am a "Queen", and while it is nice to have someone recognize the royal within, I think we could use more than three sizes for something that's supposed to fit all women. And if you've ever done the squat-pull-jump, you know what I'm talking about. So while we're adding more sizes, let's take another crack at those names. Here are Cupcake's proposed new pantyhose sizes:

A = Junkie
B= All My Friends Hate Me
C= J. Lo
D= Oprah
E= I Don't Think You're Ready for This Jelly
F= Princess
G= Queen
H= Drag Queen
I= Proud Mary

1 comment:

Vanessa said...

You should definitely contact the Hanes company about this!