Tuesday, September 26, 2006

It's also time for my friends to hit you up for money.

These are the Oompa Loompa Extras from the German remake of Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. In the German version, instead of having a fat child named Augustus who gets stuck in a vacuum tube, an American anorexic girl falls into the river and jams the rudder during that creepy paddle boat scene. Her father is an American corporal searching the chocolate factory for WMDs because he misheard Willie Wonka describing the Everlasting Gobstopper as a "weapon of mass-deliciousness."
This is the traditional dress from the Black Forest region of Germany. The women are wearing their ball hats. You can distinguish the woman's marital status by observing her hat. I believe each ball stands for one sexual partner.
When the Bochum coal miners play each other in a handball scrimmage, instead of rolling with shirts and skins, these guys play white feathers vs. red feathers. It's better for everyone that way.

Also, KateBklyn is walking against against Breast Cancer. She needs your support and your dollars. Click here to give.

1 comment:

jesse said...

I'm glad you said corporal.