Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Where is My Fist Going? Into your Face.

To the girl who sat next to me on the downtown E Train yesterday afternoon:

Blaring your iPod at a volume loud enough for everyone on the subway car to hear is an obnoxious habit that should be curtailed at once, however forcing me to listen to the Dave Matthews Band at top volume is an offense punishable by death. I refrained from hitting you in the head with my purse, so now kindly crawl back to 1996 or UNH or wherever the hell it was you came from.

4 comments:

Dawn Z(ed) said...

The only thing that bothers me more than being forced to listen to somebody else's music on public transit is having to listen to somebody eat on public transit.

A fist in the face is too good in my opinion.

Dan said...

I've found the best way to deal with such situations is to throw up on the person. Because no one likes to be thrown up on, and from that day forward every time they listen to Dave Matthews they will remember the time they were thrown up on.

Dawn Z(ed) said...

Bonus points if puking on them makes them puke on themselves.

Lord of the Barnyard said...

apple is the envy of all other companies that try to make stuff cool and work. and then came the earbuds.