A Conversation from Happy Hour Last Night

"Where's KateBklyn? She's supposed to tell me how to get game."

"I can tell you how to get game," said daveb. "Lose the marshmallows and the cupcakes."

"What do you mean?" I said. "Boys love cupcakes."

"Nooo," said daveb. "Guys like red meat and porn."

"Yeah," said Carnivore, "Red meat and porn."

"Oh no," I said. "I've been channeling all of my energy in the wrong direction!"

"Yeah you have!"

"Maybe it's not too late! Um, erotic cupcakes? Erotic beef cupcakes?"

Shit.