Wednesday, September 07, 2005

The Complaint Department

Dear Office Depot,

Your office supply catalog is 955 pages long. Your selection of Dry Erase Boards begins on page 701. Your selection of Dry Erase Markers and Accessories starts on page 367. This is why people go up into bell towers with high powered riffles and just start shooting.

Just thought I'd put that together for you.

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A said...

did you poo poo on boston already and i missed it?