Tuesday, August 30, 2005

It's Okay, We're Guidos, So it's not Offensive ...

But if you laugh at this joke, we'll shoot you.

My father has finally learned about E-Mail Forwards. Most days my inbox contains at least two dirty jokes or Photo-Shopped images. I try to ignore them, hoping that if I don't encourage him, this disturbing behavoir will stop.

Today he sent me this:

WHY ITALIANS CAN'T BE PARAMEDICS

Luigi and Salvatore are out in the woods hunting when suddenly Salvator grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. Luigi whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "I think Salvatore is dead. What should I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence...... and then a shot is heard. Luigi's voice comes back on the line, "Okay, now what?

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