Tuesday, August 30, 2005

It's Okay, We're Guidos, So it's not Offensive ...

But if you laugh at this joke, we'll shoot you.

My father has finally learned about E-Mail Forwards. Most days my inbox contains at least two dirty jokes or Photo-Shopped images. I try to ignore them, hoping that if I don't encourage him, this disturbing behavoir will stop.

Today he sent me this:


Luigi and Salvatore are out in the woods hunting when suddenly Salvator grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. Luigi whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "I think Salvatore is dead. What should I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence...... and then a shot is heard. Luigi's voice comes back on the line, "Okay, now what?

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