Tuesday, August 16, 2005

"It" Girl

I have been blog tagged by Leah. I think I've been blog-tagged a couple of times before but I kinda just ignored it because I wasn't sure how to play along. Not that it strikes me as neuroscience, but you know, one false move in the blogosphere and this whole house of cards that I've built could come tumbling down. But since I believe above all in giving the public what they want, I present:

Cupcake's List of 10 Turn Ons and 10 Turn Offs

Turn Ons

1. Responsibility
2. Guys who sing out loud
3. A good driver
4. Kindness
5. Dorks
6. Books
7. Tattoos
8. Baseball
9. A Neighborhood Guy
10. A firm hand on my lower back

Turn Offs

1. The Dentist (stolen from Leah)
2. Tuna Fish
3. Whiners
4. Earings on boys
5. Long hair on boys
6. People who don't eat
7. Devotion to Anime or Christianity
8. White socks with black shoes
9. Impatience with children
10. Guys who stop looking, listening and generally paying attention to you in the middle of a conversation as soon as someone prettier enters the room. Ouch! That hurts!

These lists are not funny. And yet my dating life is hilarious. Go figure.

6 comments:

A said...

Hey, I'm going to have a JANE release party for my blind date issue in the end of Sept. Will you come? I have plenty of room!

jesse said...

that would be weird to actually meet you. as far as I know, you only exist online. it's probably better that way, considering my patent leather black Rockports and Hanes athletic socks.

Cupcake said...

Alli, I'd love to come. Let me know when it is and hopefully I can make it work with my schedule. I have other friends in Boston I haven't seen since graduation.

Jesse, if you'd like to know what to expect, take the average cool factor of Al's friends and halve it. Then halve it again. Then dress it in a lot of pastels.

A said...

you obviously haven't met jesse or many of my friends, otherwise you would be replacing 'halved' with 'doubled' and replace 'pastels' with 'hot red purse' by the way. my friends aren't that cool. sorry guys it's true, we're just not.

Cupcake said...
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A said...

is that your definition of "cool" then? because i dont think any of my friends do that... anymore