Thursday, July 14, 2005

I'm Movin' On Up!

Well, cupcakes, it's almost blast off time. I'll be out of the office tomorrow so I can prepare for the move by performing an intricate stretching routine and consuming only soy-based protein products. Since I believe in blogging only on company time, and um, this is currently the only Inernet hook-up I have, I'll be gone for a few days. By the next time I post, I'll be the proud, exhausted leasee of a stu-stu-studio.

If anyone in the New York Area is moving soon and needs boxes, and would like to be spared the shame I endured of having contempteous glances cast my way as I rummaged through people's private trash on the nice part of town (what can I say? I am a box coninsseur.), I will save the boxes for you [ie brown gold] but you must come pick them up.

I'll send out a mass email to my homies with my new adress. There will indeed be a housewarming party in the distant future. Punch will be served. Peace out.


Vanessa said...

Good luck with the move. I'm there in two weeks, and I've become a "box whore" looking at everything that's square and wondering what potential it has to hold some of my overabundant crapola.

Kate said...


So here I was, casually searching my school on some "blog finder" thing (North Kingstown High School) and one of the first things that come up is this little paragraph mentioning a girl, named kate with red hair, big pores, big nose...etc...etc..

Obviously, I have a heart attack. As that's me.

Until I click the link, which leads me to your blog...

...Still at this point having the heart attack. Heart attacks at this age shouldn't be healthy, right?

Anyways. Here's an update on your 17-year-old persona. I had my first kiss a couple of days later, on my actual birthday. It was terrible and I didn't do any of those things. As the kid jumps on me and it felt as though I was being tounge raped by a dog-gold fish cross-breed.

And I have to say, I have had a great deal of thought on the Electoral College.

I'm much more then the average red headed large nosed North Kingstowner.