Friday, May 06, 2005

Breaking News ... From Last Week ... That I just Found out about

Senator Jack Reed (D-RI) just got married! To a woman! We thought he was gay! I worked for him, T-Diddy worked for him, hey, it's a small state, we all have to pitch in. Veiled Conceit has its own take, of course: The Littlest Senator.


mot said...

you think everyone is gay...

poor j.reed...he's just so small

Cupcake said...

I don't think everyone is gay, I just pretend everyone is gay to explain my lack of a boyfriend. Or dead. Sometimes I pretend they're dead. "Oh, he would have called me, but I think he died." Although in the case of Mario, I think this is actually true. He seemed afflicted by consumption of Eugene O'Neil standards.

You should see the Princess of Darkness. She thinks every guy is gay, even the one she is making out with and she won't shut up about it.