Bombs Away!

So, let me get this straight. You're telling me that someone put a homemade explosive shaped like a pineapple in a planter in front of a building that houses, among other businesses, the British Consulate, and it is for this reason that I can't get to Cafe Ess-A-Bagel for my Oat Bran Bagel and pint of Ruby Red? I'm telling you, this time the terrorists have really won.

Hello cupcakes. Turns out my office is less than two blocks away from the British Consulate. Who knew?? Thanks for your concern, but no worries, Cupcake is fine (minus one delicious bagel).