Okay, I don't mean to be blathering on like some navel-contemplating hippie about these new Friendster horoscopes, but I'm telling you man, they are spot on! Let's look at my joint horoscope with T-Diddy for today:

"If one of you were an old dog, the other one would suddenly be having spectacular results teaching you new tricks. In fact, the energy between you two has all the advantages of puppyhood (goofiness, freshness, irresistibility) with all the best points of experience (pragmatism, stick-to-it-ive-ness, a certain inner calm). If you've got a project already under way, infuse it with new energy and exuberant ideas, then buckle down to the hard work. If you don't, one may present itself now."

Hello! STIR Foundation, anyone? [Big Announcement Coming Soon, Watch This Space]. In the meantime, check out the site and join my campaign to get Tom to make the font bigger. My eyes! My eyes!