Windorphins + Germans + Swedish Meatballs =

It's a LeBrookski Contest.

Say guys, do you remember when I used to write about Germans all the time? Do you miss those posts? Do you wish you had your very own German with whom to have adventures? Well, now you can, thanks to a contest going on over at Raven's blog. You can win a chance to go on a date with LeBrookski's roommate Schmidt. Brooks will even pick up the tab for dinner, provided that you eat inside an IKEA in the greater Hamburg area. Wow. It's like eBay's ubiquitous Windorphin campaign was generated just for this.

Or, if you're not interested in dating a 27 year-old German man for some reason, you can still participate in the contest and if you win, Brooksy will ship a box of random goodness (maybe Candy!) to your home. German candy is very good; ask for Kinder Country and Kinder Surprise Eggs, duh.

Also, I met Schmidt once when I was in Hamburg, so I can vouch for his quality. He seems to be a nice guy despite being confused about having two first names. When we went to his apartment it was dark, he had just woken up from a nap. He owns some very nice electronics. He has a nice job that requires him to travel to France a lot, I think he designs air planes. Yet I believe his preferred mode of in-city travel is still the skateboard. Also, he speaks English very well in that soft-spoken, sexy way that makes you question whether these people know your mother tongue better than you do.

Details about the contest here. Good luck Schmidt and Brooks. Raven, you have even more time on your hands than I previously thought.