Thanks to VerheirarteteBeta for sending me this link. Upon beholding this site, (and let me clarify for all those are are unsure of what exactly we are looking at here, this is a knit pie, someone knit a pie!) one phrase came into my head, "For all those about to rock, I salute you."

Crumpet, whoever you are, wherever you are, I salute you. This is a masterpiece.