Friday, February 25, 2005

Don't Shoot the Messenger

I have been alone in the office all day, slowly going nuts, so I'm not going to pretend I wasn't secretly excited when Big Boss told me that if Little Boss called in, it was my job to break the news to him that he was being sent to Milwaukee. On Tuesday.
"Hey, I've got news for you. You're going to Milwaukee. On Tuesday."
"
Milwaukee?"
"Yes. And Wednesday."
"I thought we just sent New Guy there last week."
"That was Branson." pause "Missouri."
"Branson is in Missouri and Milwaukee is in ...?"
"Wisconsin."
"Milwaukee is in Wisconsin."
"You're gonna love it. I'll check flight avaliability."

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