<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590</id><updated>2011-10-14T12:02:20.125-04:00</updated><category term='childhood'/><category term='million dollar ideas'/><category term='back'/><category term='boss'/><category term='retirement planning'/><category term='rubberband balls'/><category term='funny'/><category term='dinner'/><category term='firefighters'/><category term='maid of honor'/><category term='Germans'/><category term='books'/><category term='memp'/><category term='doctors'/><category term='wedding'/><category term='zombies'/><category term='elections'/><category term='shopping'/><category term='Little brother'/><category 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term='assholery'/><category term='writing'/><category term='paintball'/><category term='health'/><category term='toast'/><title type='text'>Tales of the Cupcake Mafia</title><subtitle type='html'>Frosting will hide a multitude of sins.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default?start-index=101&amp;max-results=100'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>1023</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-8423984668489228961</id><published>2008-05-22T12:02:00.006-04:00</published><updated>2008-05-22T14:19:59.594-04:00</updated><title type='text'>The Hollow Blog.</title><summary type='text'>Right before he fell asleep at this play, Jesse brought it to my attention that I ended this blog rather abruptly - in the middle of my Brooklyncation, no less! That situation deserves to be rectified.It's an exciting time to be a cupcake - Netflix is now offering Charles in Charge on Instawatch, I have a great new career, the Funfetti is flowing and I attened a bris. All good things must come to</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/8423984668489228961/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=8423984668489228961&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/8423984668489228961'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/8423984668489228961'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2008/05/hollow-blog.html' title='The Hollow Blog.'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MqY50yJEehY/SDW4QwmjYgI/AAAAAAAAANs/dT-kro6tQ50/s72-c/flower+hair.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-9120544686785653735</id><published>2008-04-23T15:30:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2008-04-23T15:46:09.543-04:00</updated><title type='text'>On my Second Day of Brooklyncation</title><summary type='text'>On my second day of Brooklyncation I rose late and after I finally showered, I dragged myself to the bakery across the street for a cappuccino and a double chocolate biscotti.  Then I walked to the park (Prospect, natch) for some rest and relaxation in the shade.  The park was full of mommies, nannies, lovers and losers.  I watched a soccer coach lead a pee wee team  through calisthenics.  The </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/9120544686785653735/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=9120544686785653735&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/9120544686785653735'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/9120544686785653735'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2008/04/on-my-second-day-of-brooklyncation.html' title='On my Second Day of Brooklyncation'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-4177099745742790173</id><published>2008-04-23T15:20:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2008-04-23T15:28:40.845-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Proud Day to Be a Skipper</title><summary type='text'>Thanks to SmartyPants, and then Jesse, for bringing this story to my attention.  Apparently, the best-tasting tap water in this country is in Southampton, MA.  Snore.  But, (but!) the short list of finalists in the competition included my hometown, North Kingstown, RI.  Frankly I am as shocked as you are.  It's a fine, fine day to be a Skipper (my high school mascot. Do you feel me, Beta?).   Of </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/4177099745742790173/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=4177099745742790173&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/4177099745742790173'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/4177099745742790173'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2008/04/proud-day-to-be-skipper.html' title='Proud Day to Be a Skipper'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-3539170279938575778</id><published>2008-04-23T15:10:00.006-04:00</published><updated>2008-04-23T15:18:48.435-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Fish Camp</title><summary type='text'>Here are some examples of shacks from a fishing camp in the swamp (a real fish camp, not this kind). This area was only accessible by boat. It was difficult to tell if these shacks were destroyed in the storm, or if this is what they have always looked like.Not to sound like an idiot, but cruising around the swamp made me think of Kermit the Frog. I learned the difference between a bayou and a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/3539170279938575778/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=3539170279938575778&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/3539170279938575778'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/3539170279938575778'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2008/04/fish-camp.html' title='Fish Camp'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MqY50yJEehY/SA-LfhKC2PI/AAAAAAAAANk/3RXsEDPOSvU/s72-c/027.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-821477516342608299</id><published>2008-04-22T16:03:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2008-04-22T16:06:16.921-04:00</updated><title type='text'>"91! I'm playing the drums!</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/821477516342608299/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=821477516342608299&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/821477516342608299'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/821477516342608299'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2008/04/91-im-playing-drums.html' title='&quot;91! I&apos;m playing the drums!'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-1461463475696003942</id><published>2008-04-22T15:37:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2008-04-22T15:59:28.923-04:00</updated><title type='text'>On my first Day of Brooklyncation</title><summary type='text'>No disrespect to the Big Easy, but I have been looking forward to having five days to bum around Brooklyn nearly as much as my trip to NOLA.  There is something so decadent about cruising the leafy streets of Park Slope, laying around in the park and getting some leisurely shopping done while the rest of the grown-up world is at work (bartenders and hookers not included).  Of course, in my neck </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/1461463475696003942/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=1461463475696003942&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/1461463475696003942'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/1461463475696003942'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2008/04/on-my-first-day-of-brooklyncation.html' title='On my first Day of Brooklyncation'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-7517372809546857003</id><published>2008-04-21T23:38:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2008-04-21T23:41:04.198-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Can You Spot the Gators?</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/7517372809546857003/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=7517372809546857003&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/7517372809546857003'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/7517372809546857003'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2008/04/can-you-spot-gators.html' title='Can You Spot the Gators?'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MqY50yJEehY/SA1eOhKC2HI/AAAAAAAAAMk/wby1_n98Y_c/s72-c/028.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-3643263641859901216</id><published>2008-04-21T23:35:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2008-04-21T23:36:13.115-04:00</updated><title type='text'>French Quarter</title><summary type='text'>A quiet April Morning in the French Quarter. Not many tourists about (I was down there in between the French Quarter Festival and the Jazz Festival) but lots of conventioneers in town, absent-mindedly wearing their name badges everywhere they went. Also encountered several French tour groups.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/3643263641859901216/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=3643263641859901216&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/3643263641859901216'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/3643263641859901216'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2008/04/french-quarter.html' title='French Quarter'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3132/2433247236_42725d8801_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-6047693300674125343</id><published>2008-04-21T23:33:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2008-04-21T23:38:15.618-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Do You Know What it means to miss New Orleans?</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/6047693300674125343/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=6047693300674125343&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/6047693300674125343'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/6047693300674125343'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2008/04/do-you-know-what-it-means-to-miss-new.html' title='Do You Know What it means to miss New Orleans?'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MqY50yJEehY/SA1dlhKC2FI/AAAAAAAAAMU/umu7PE1HmDw/s72-c/018.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-4117488576193534855</id><published>2008-04-21T23:30:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2008-04-21T23:32:03.925-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Harrah's Casino</title><summary type='text'>Made a sizable donation to the video slots here. If you think casinos are loud places, you should hang out here. I was sitting at a bewitching penny slot machine, happily sipping away on a diluted cocktail when a full second line jazz band complete with mummers marched through the casino and halted 30 feet from me to try to drown out the standard casino din with some dixieland jazz. Needless to </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/4117488576193534855/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=4117488576193534855&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/4117488576193534855'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/4117488576193534855'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2008/04/harrah-casino.html' title='Harrah&amp;#39;s Casino'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2078/2432453749_90af20de44_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-7941829475165847497</id><published>2008-04-21T23:26:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2008-04-21T23:31:26.465-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Beignets, Done That</title><summary type='text'>...To quote the motto of the Beignet Cafe. This photo was taken at Cafe du Monde - three beignets and an ersatz Cafe Au Lait cost four bucks. Best breakfast ever. The sunshine and live music didn't hurt either.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/7941829475165847497/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=7941829475165847497&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/7941829475165847497'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/7941829475165847497'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2008/04/beignets-done-that.html' title='Beignets, Done That'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3021/2433248182_6f5800d5e3_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-4136890242827717816</id><published>2008-04-06T20:35:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2008-04-06T20:40:55.565-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Look around your world pretty baby.</title><summary type='text'>Today Jesse and I went to the new Brooklyn Flea Market.  He didn't think I would post this photo on my blog, but I just did.  Today I learned something new about Jesse - he really hates Del Amitri.  I was also unable to sell him on an album of all Regae covers of Radio Head songs.  I guess we're still friends.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/4136890242827717816/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=4136890242827717816&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/4136890242827717816'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/4136890242827717816'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2008/04/look-around-your-world-pretty-baby.html' title='Look around your world pretty baby.'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MqY50yJEehY/R_lszBpsP9I/AAAAAAAAAMM/IWPIuRAa3_M/s72-c/003.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-1520122823011873203</id><published>2008-04-06T14:23:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2008-04-06T14:30:00.026-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Nuts to this.</title><summary type='text'>When I was home in Rhode Island, I was sitting at the kitchen table working on my father’s laptop.  He kept distracting me by pointing out the antics of a squirrel outside.  Then he told me that when he was a boy, they used to learn in school about all the rituals of springtime.  For instance, they learned that the squirrels dig up all the nuts that they buried for the winter.  He said his </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/1520122823011873203/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=1520122823011873203&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/1520122823011873203'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/1520122823011873203'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2008/04/nuts-to-this.html' title='Nuts to this.'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-4355453460038836853</id><published>2008-04-04T14:49:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2008-04-04T15:00:05.152-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Last Day to Sign Up</title><summary type='text'>Team Grow's Green Gotham is still accepting volunteers (and dollars).  We've gotten our project assignment, I'll just do a cut and paste from Alphabet's email: Hi everyone!  I have a few more details about the project now, which I hope will entice you to join.  For those of you who have already signed up – thank you!  Please use this information to recruit any friends you think might like to lend</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/4355453460038836853/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=4355453460038836853&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/4355453460038836853'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/4355453460038836853'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2008/04/last-day-to-sign-up.html' title='Last Day to Sign Up'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-6176070868192007000</id><published>2008-04-04T13:22:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2008-04-04T13:31:57.273-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Speaking of April Fool's Day</title><summary type='text'>Today on the subway I was sitting across from a man reading the New York Post.  I saw that the cover story was about a pregnant man (Headline: "Pregnant Man's Baby Joy" and the man is holding a parrot, just to give you a visual here).  Naturally, I thought this was an April Fool's Day story - then I remembered that today is April 4th.  So I assumed the man across from me was reading a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/6176070868192007000/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=6176070868192007000&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/6176070868192007000'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/6176070868192007000'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2008/04/speaking-of-april-fools-day.html' title='Speaking of April Fool&apos;s Day'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-4718738408806265190</id><published>2008-04-04T10:34:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-04-04T10:35:31.547-04:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>As you may have heard, or as I may have told you with breathless exuberance, I resigned from my current position and accepted a great new job.  I am very excited.  When I start my new job, I will be shutting down this blog, so maybe now that there is an end in sight I have rediscovered my joie de blog.  Adding to my sheer joy is the fact that I have taken two weeks off between gigs.  I wanted to </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/4718738408806265190/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=4718738408806265190&amp;isPopup=true' title='8 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/4718738408806265190'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/4718738408806265190'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2008/04/as-you-may-have-heard-or-as-i-may-have.html' title=''/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><thr:total>8</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-6448201611808774490</id><published>2008-04-04T10:27:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2008-04-04T10:30:19.153-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Breaking News</title><summary type='text'>Catalog Choice is the most exciting thing that has happened to me today.  You can sign up too and stop the insanity.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/6448201611808774490/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=6448201611808774490&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/6448201611808774490'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/6448201611808774490'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2008/04/breaking-news.html' title='Breaking News'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-3970044964204018638</id><published>2008-04-04T10:11:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2008-04-04T10:13:38.057-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Grapples.  Not what you think.</title><summary type='text'>I learned about this disturbing product from a Natalie Dee cartoon.  Thanks, Internet.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/3970044964204018638/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=3970044964204018638&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/3970044964204018638'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/3970044964204018638'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2008/04/grapples-not-what-you-think.html' title='Grapples.  Not what you think.'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-4592321948200783745</id><published>2008-04-03T20:19:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2008-04-03T20:33:19.242-04:00</updated><title type='text'>I swear, I've never ordered a Yankee Candle online.</title><summary type='text'>Now that I will be losing my work email account and my Blackberry, I'm going to have to rely on my personal email account, something I have been dreading because every time I log in, my inbox is choked with special offer emails from retailers I presumably had a relationship with at some point.  I know I can unsubscribe by clicking the link hidden at the bottom of the email in six point font, but </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/4592321948200783745/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=4592321948200783745&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/4592321948200783745'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/4592321948200783745'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2008/04/i-swear-ive-never-ordered-yankee-candle.html' title='I swear, I&apos;ve never ordered a Yankee Candle online.'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-1342614755873379672</id><published>2008-04-03T16:43:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2008-04-03T16:49:06.604-04:00</updated><title type='text'>You Probably Desserved it.</title><summary type='text'>Jesse is taking a little blogcation, so it is up to me to bring you this story of a free service that will punch people in the face for you.  This must be part of that "kinder, gentler New York City" I've been hearing so much about.Here's someone I do not want to punch in the face - Drew Belstock.  Drew told me about Hulu, where I can now watch every episode of Arrested Development ever made, for</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/1342614755873379672/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=1342614755873379672&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/1342614755873379672'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/1342614755873379672'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2008/04/you-probably-desserved-it.html' title='You Probably Desserved it.'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-243716067582603008</id><published>2008-03-31T19:22:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2008-03-31T19:24:04.303-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Rockin' the Suburbs</title><summary type='text'>Hello cupcakes. I just returned from a long weekend in Rhode Island.  I saw two of my best friends from high school.  It was great.  Since I don't often experience suburban culture, I am always in for a surprise when I return home. For example, I can now report that they play Belle and Sebastian in Boston Market.  Who knew?</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/243716067582603008/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=243716067582603008&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/243716067582603008'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/243716067582603008'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2008/03/rockin-suburbs.html' title='Rockin&apos; the Suburbs'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-3038378378772317808</id><published>2008-03-11T21:39:00.004-04:00</published><updated>2008-03-11T22:01:46.286-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Trash Mob</title><summary type='text'>Please note: that is not KJ and I in the above photo, but if everything goes according to plan, we will be getting t-shirts just like the ones you see here. Good evening, Internet. Tonight I come to you with some very exciting news. I have joined my friend KJ's volunteer team for Hands On New York Day, sponsored by New York Cares. On April 12, 2008 we will be assigned to work on a service project</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/3038378378772317808/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=3038378378772317808&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/3038378378772317808'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/3038378378772317808'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2008/03/trash-mob.html' title='Trash Mob'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MqY50yJEehY/R9c5TxO1TvI/AAAAAAAAAME/Yq4T07q2jaw/s72-c/honyd08shovel.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-3451658175657717197</id><published>2008-03-08T19:32:00.005-05:00</published><updated>2008-03-11T21:38:57.591-04:00</updated><title type='text'>It's Enough to Drive You Crazy if You Let It</title><summary type='text'>It's 7:30 pm on a Saturday night and I'm sitting in my office. I've been here since 1:30 pm. An hour ago, I learned that I'm needed again tomorrow. It turns out that on the weekend, they don't run the climate control system in the office building; for some reason it's close and hot in here. Also, they are working on a major construction/demolition project that is taking place 15 feet from my </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/3451658175657717197/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=3451658175657717197&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/3451658175657717197'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/3451658175657717197'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2008/03/its-enough-to-drive-your-crazy-if-you.html' title='It&apos;s Enough to Drive You Crazy if You Let It'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-8230410761114348395</id><published>2008-03-04T20:52:00.005-05:00</published><updated>2008-03-04T20:58:30.160-05:00</updated><title type='text'>In Florida, there is nothing that wouldn't look better with a tassle on it</title><summary type='text'>What the hell is this? I don't know, but it sat on the dining room table. My father would not let me touch it. We ate on the patio. He confessed that before I arrived, he ate standing up over the sink, desperate not to make a mess or break anything.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/8230410761114348395/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=8230410761114348395&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/8230410761114348395'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/8230410761114348395'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2008/03/did-you-know.html' title='In Florida, there is nothing that wouldn&apos;t look better with a tassle on it'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MqY50yJEehY/R839QbD7ZyI/AAAAAAAAAL8/ZCoPGINMeRo/s72-c/006.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-7620405499687747187</id><published>2008-02-27T20:01:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2008-03-04T20:52:16.543-05:00</updated><title type='text'>In the Jungle, The Mighty Jungle, The Cupckake Sleeps Tonight</title><summary type='text'>Photos from the Condo in Florida</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/7620405499687747187/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=7620405499687747187&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/7620405499687747187'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/7620405499687747187'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2008/02/in-jungle-mighty-jungle-cupckake-sleeps.html' title='In the Jungle, The Mighty Jungle, The Cupckake Sleeps Tonight'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_MqY50yJEehY/R838sLD7ZuI/AAAAAAAAALc/aFutCoC3R_A/s72-c/002.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-2614782680189723195</id><published>2008-02-20T19:34:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2008-02-21T20:20:55.878-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='tickets'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='magazines'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='theater'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='concerts'/><title type='text'>Mark Your Calendar</title><summary type='text'>One of the reasons I love my neighborhood is because I'm so close to the Brooklyn Academy of Music, an amazing cinema and performance complex. Recently, though, when I've gone to purchase tickets for events they've already sold out.  So, I decided I would not be caught unawares this time - I just went ahead and bought a few tickets and decided I could figure out later who to bring.  So, I have </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/2614782680189723195/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=2614782680189723195&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/2614782680189723195'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/2614782680189723195'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2008/02/mark-your-calendar.html' title='Mark Your Calendar'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-3784582704427111654</id><published>2008-02-13T11:08:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2008-02-13T11:19:05.328-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Prisoner of Florida</title><summary type='text'>So, I may have mentioned that I'm stuck in Florida until the weather in New York clears up and I can fly home. Hopefully, I'll get out of here tonight. My aunt and uncle have come down and we're all staying in the condo togehter. These people are serial television channel flippers - my father can't keep one chanel on for more than 30 seconds, I actually get motion sick sitting in the same room </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/3784582704427111654/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=3784582704427111654&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/3784582704427111654'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/3784582704427111654'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2008/02/prisoner-of-florida.html' title='Prisoner of Florida'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-6426077265261766311</id><published>2008-02-12T19:39:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2008-02-13T11:07:43.973-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Pop'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='florida'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='vacation'/><title type='text'>Q. Where in the Lower 48 is Cupcake?</title><summary type='text'>A. If you guessed Florida, you're right!What am I doing in the land of retail sprawl, identical coral-colored condos and the ubiquitous early-bird special? I have no idea. No, wait, it's all coming back to me. Pop is borrowing a friend's condo for a month and he invited me to come down. His girlfriend couldn't make it, and we didn't want him to be all alone, so I agreed to come down for a few </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/6426077265261766311/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=6426077265261766311&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/6426077265261766311'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/6426077265261766311'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2008/02/q-where-in-lower-48-is-cupcake.html' title='Q. Where in the Lower 48 is Cupcake?'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-6380318735302519810</id><published>2008-02-07T22:54:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-02-07T23:06:23.243-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>The other day I was reading a piece in Slate about how sites like CNN.com and MSNBC.com are resorting to "tabloid headlines" to draw web traffic. I have to admit, I clicked on just such a melodramatic headline and found this story about a fire in an apartment building in Germany where nine people were killed. These photos are breathtaking. The uncle of this baby boy, concerned that the smoke was </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/6380318735302519810/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=6380318735302519810&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/6380318735302519810'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/6380318735302519810'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2008/02/other-day-i-was-reading-piece-in-slate.html' title=''/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_MqY50yJEehY/R6vT-uThrKI/AAAAAAAAAKg/HsjrEO-dub0/s72-c/falling+baby.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-8601741643762211982</id><published>2008-02-07T22:36:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-02-07T22:42:44.024-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Come and Get Your Love</title><summary type='text'>I have been recovering from being sick, so I cut out of the office at 5:45pm today, a ridiculously early time for me.  I lumbered into my apartment building's vestibule at 6:30pm, dizzy from cold medication, and found two small packages for me thrown on the floor (this is how we do in Brooklyn).  Mysterious impulse purchases I forgot about the moment after I clicked "check out now"?  No, I </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/8601741643762211982/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=8601741643762211982&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/8601741643762211982'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/8601741643762211982'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2008/02/come-and-get-your-love.html' title='Come and Get Your Love'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-1918573531744310613</id><published>2008-02-05T08:55:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-02-05T09:00:27.629-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Another Damn Birthday</title><summary type='text'>So, it recently came to my attention, (most likely via Plaxo) that I was about to turn another year older. I hastily cobbeled together a party which was a pretty neat trick seeing as how I didn't leave my office before 7:00pm during the week leading up to my party.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/1918573531744310613/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=1918573531744310613&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/1918573531744310613'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/1918573531744310613'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2008/02/another-damn-birthday.html' title='Another Damn Birthday'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2281/2236058581_24dec787f3_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-8479737792290814900</id><published>2008-02-05T08:51:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-02-05T09:00:51.979-05:00</updated><title type='text'>There Was Some of This,</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/8479737792290814900/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=8479737792290814900&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/8479737792290814900'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/8479737792290814900'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2008/02/there-was-some-of-this.html' title='There Was Some of This,'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2110/2236842342_7410894745_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-2507843754489244061</id><published>2008-02-05T08:50:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-02-05T09:01:09.202-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Some of This,</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/2507843754489244061/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=2507843754489244061&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/2507843754489244061'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/2507843754489244061'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2008/02/some-of-this.html' title='Some of This,'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2255/2236061529_1ae67daa61_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-3221584743374630934</id><published>2008-02-05T08:49:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-02-05T09:01:27.562-05:00</updated><title type='text'>And, of course, some of this.</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/3221584743374630934/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=3221584743374630934&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/3221584743374630934'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/3221584743374630934'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2008/02/and-of-course-some-of-this.html' title='And, of course, some of this.'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2172/2236846142_19a3de78b1_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-1716841726087181167</id><published>2008-02-05T08:47:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-02-05T09:04:14.126-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Then We All Learned A Very Important Lesson.</title><summary type='text'> Thanks to everyone who sent birthday wishes.  To my terrific friends who braved the cold to stand on a stoop and watch me blindly flail at a pinata - you did not drink enough beer.  I am now accepting suggestions for what to do with all this beer that has taken over my fridge, e.g. donate it to a soup kitchen?</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/1716841726087181167/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=1716841726087181167&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/1716841726087181167'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/1716841726087181167'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2008/02/and-we-all-learned-very-important.html' title='Then We All Learned A Very Important Lesson.'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2245/2236845348_1d68898708_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-8756283157611524971</id><published>2008-01-03T22:22:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-01-03T22:32:24.051-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='resolution'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='writing'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='2008'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='New Year'/><title type='text'>Not So Resolute</title><summary type='text'>Happy New Year. There's a photo of the multi grain chocolate chip pancakes I made for myself on New Year's Day.  Don't get excited - I used a mix. My resolution this year is to write something everyday.  I have been inspired by Anne Lamott's book Bird by Bird which was a gift from ChickenMama on the recommendation of Confetti Jesse.  So far the new year is three days old, and that's three days of</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/8756283157611524971/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=8756283157611524971&amp;isPopup=true' title='8 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/8756283157611524971'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/8756283157611524971'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2008/01/not-so-resolute.html' title='Not So Resolute'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_MqY50yJEehY/R32mmS8cbJI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/-q6_eCOykw4/s72-c/pancakes,+food,+001.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>8</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-8049066268861154626</id><published>2007-12-17T22:50:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-12-17T22:58:04.343-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Not-So-Super'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='New York Shitty'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Apartment Living'/><title type='text'>The Coldest Water Known to Man...</title><summary type='text'>... is located in the back of your toilet tank.  It's true.  It's 10:38pm.  Too late to call the Super, I think.  Too late to call my Dad, and besides, whenever I call home with a question about home improvement, all I get is an extemporaneous lecture about why I should move back to Rhode Island.  My toilet has been running for days now.  Some times I can make it stop by taking the lid off the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/8049066268861154626/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=8049066268861154626&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/8049066268861154626'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/8049066268861154626'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2007/12/coldest-water-known-to-man.html' title='The Coldest Water Known to Man...'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-4398225737771806798</id><published>2007-12-04T23:34:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-12-05T00:11:54.375-05:00</updated><title type='text'>US Postal Service Possibly Running Out of Ideas</title><summary type='text'>The other day I went to the Post Office on my lunch break (fourth circle of hell) to buy some holiday stamps for my Christmas Cards.  Since I had plenty of time while standing in line at the Postal Store, I was able to inspect all the different kinds of stamps available for purchase, and I must confess I was smitten with the Vintage Mahogany Speedboat stamps, (ahem, nerd alert). However there </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/4398225737771806798/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=4398225737771806798&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/4398225737771806798'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/4398225737771806798'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2007/12/us-postal-service-possibly-running-out.html' title='US Postal Service Possibly Running Out of Ideas'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-5146878881553958060</id><published>2007-11-14T12:26:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2007-11-14T12:28:26.489-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='halloween'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='contests'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='costumes'/><title type='text'>Giving the People What they Want</title><summary type='text'>Zombie Secretary: The Costume that Won Zero Prizes</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/5146878881553958060/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=5146878881553958060&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/5146878881553958060'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/5146878881553958060'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2007/11/giving-people-what-they-want.html' title='Giving the People What they Want'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MqY50yJEehY/RzswEVG3LfI/AAAAAAAAAKI/xUaMLaOop3E/s72-c/zombie+secretary.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-6480919421792478388</id><published>2007-11-12T21:29:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-11-13T14:00:51.005-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='doctors'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='help'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='back'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='injury'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='friends'/><title type='text'>Gorilla's Choice</title><summary type='text'>Well, well, well. Today I started my morning by removing my clothes and letting strangers pull down the back of my underwear, as has become custom. I went to see a "real doctor", as in a bone and joint specialist as opposed to my beloved Chiropractor in the West Village who lets her dogs run all over the office and chew on my sweater. I thought that the benefits of seeing a bone doctor would be </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/6480919421792478388/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=6480919421792478388&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/6480919421792478388'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/6480919421792478388'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2007/11/gorillas-choice.html' title='Gorilla&apos;s Choice'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-6389717735066014409</id><published>2007-11-07T23:15:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-11-07T23:30:35.214-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Some Guy Named Joe has all of my clothes</title><summary type='text'>I have injured my back again and in the past few days have made the graceful transition from invalid to shut-in to pathetic shuffler in athletic sneakers.  Words used to describe my back problem have included "endemic, like tooth decay" and "disc problem".  I'm too exhausted to write about this with any vigor, but I will say that there is something frightening about being so vulnerable and alone </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/6389717735066014409/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=6389717735066014409&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/6389717735066014409'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/6389717735066014409'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2007/11/some-guy-named-joe-has-all-of-my.html' title='Some Guy Named Joe has all of my clothes'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-5525346251849712316</id><published>2007-10-31T21:39:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-10-31T21:55:32.418-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Don't Look too Closely</title><summary type='text'>Halloween in New York City is a strange day - there is a festive tension that is poised to snap into something truly gruesome.  In short, it's like an extreme version of a regular day in the city.  For example, as you make your way around town, you might notice a few people dressed up in costumes, so then you go out of your way to look for people in costume. This quickly becomes a bad idea. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/5525346251849712316/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=5525346251849712316&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/5525346251849712316'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/5525346251849712316'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2007/10/dont-look-too-closely.html' title='Don&apos;t Look too Closely'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-1517481322637531905</id><published>2007-10-31T07:49:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2007-10-31T07:51:33.807-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='halloween'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='homemade'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='costumes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='zombies'/><title type='text'>And that's how you make a staple wound</title><summary type='text'> Red Jell-o, water, flour, Modge Podge, Toilet Paper, Hot Glue, Staples</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/1517481322637531905/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=1517481322637531905&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/1517481322637531905'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/1517481322637531905'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2007/10/and-that-how-you-make-staple-wound.html' title='And that&apos;s how you make a staple wound'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2166/1806716875_b4dabad171_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-8646185919406923160</id><published>2007-10-31T01:19:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2007-10-31T01:20:34.253-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Career Limiting Move #286</title><summary type='text'> Office Halloween Costume Contest.Are you ready for Zombie Secretary?</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/8646185919406923160/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=8646185919406923160&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/8646185919406923160'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/8646185919406923160'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2007/10/career-limiting-move-286.html' title='Career Limiting Move #286'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2058/1806716847_cf398f7231_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-8992191371976935107</id><published>2007-10-31T01:14:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2007-10-31T01:21:10.475-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='halloween'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='costume'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='homemade'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='zombie'/><title type='text'>The joys of a small apartment</title><summary type='text'> I'm going to need a new ironing board cover.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/8992191371976935107/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=8992191371976935107&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/8992191371976935107'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/8992191371976935107'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2007/10/joys-of-small-apartment.html' title='The joys of a small apartment'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2377/1806716921_6785f0ec62_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-2403333134389323135</id><published>2007-10-29T22:30:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2007-10-29T22:59:43.659-04:00</updated><title type='text'>55 Minutes is a long time for a damn burrito</title><summary type='text'>Every day on my way to and from work, I pass through Grand Central Terminal, a major transit, retail and tourist hub in East Midtown.  And every day in the train station I pass a sexy lingerie store called The Pink Slip.  I don't really know what the idea was in putting a lingerie store right at the top of the stairs to the 4,5 Train, but I'm pretty sure men were behind it.  I would imagine it </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/2403333134389323135/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=2403333134389323135&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/2403333134389323135'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/2403333134389323135'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2007/10/55-minutes-is-long-time-for-damn.html' title='55 Minutes is a long time for a damn burrito'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-1953174419657918391</id><published>2007-10-18T22:01:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-10-18T22:14:13.521-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Allied Biscuit</title><summary type='text'>I swear that the Kit Kats of my youth had more crunch to them.Last night I saw a good movie called Broken English.  It was written and directed by Zoe Cassavetes and stars Parker Posey.  I don't think I've ever met anyone who didn't love Parker Posey.   While I wish the film had developed some relationships more, Posey really nails some moments of emotional truth.  Also, after you watch this film</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/1953174419657918391/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=1953174419657918391&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/1953174419657918391'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/1953174419657918391'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2007/10/allied-biscuit.html' title='Allied Biscuit'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-2885102731614777176</id><published>2007-10-09T20:24:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-10-09T20:26:19.211-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Brooklyn'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='blogs'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='homeless'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='subway'/><title type='text'>Candy Corn and Pantyhose</title><summary type='text'>Remember [redacted] formerly The Daily Dump? Exciting news.  His homeless guy is my homeless guy too!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/2885102731614777176/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=2885102731614777176&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/2885102731614777176'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/2885102731614777176'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2007/10/candy-corn-and-pantyhose.html' title='Candy Corn and Pantyhose'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-6410549268890557457</id><published>2007-10-08T21:05:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2007-10-08T21:06:46.445-04:00</updated><title type='text'>The Italian Flava Flav</title><summary type='text'>Originally uploaded by azipaybarah You know what the good thing about going to work on Columbus Day is? You can get a seat on the subway.  You know what the bad thing is about going to work on Columbus Day is? You're AT WORK on freakin' COLUMBUS DAY.What did I miss? Scenes like this one at the Italian-American Columbus Day Parade on Fifth Avenue.What did I accomplish?  Processing a FedEx package </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/6410549268890557457/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=6410549268890557457&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/6410549268890557457'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/6410549268890557457'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2007/10/italian-flava-flav.html' title='The Italian Flava Flav'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/124/317493376_a0d01ddc26_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-8529956943276464242</id><published>2007-10-08T20:16:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-10-08T20:50:49.549-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Iraq'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Murray'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Providence Place Mall'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Rhode Island'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Performance Art'/><title type='text'>The Times In Which We Live</title><summary type='text'>A week ago I was looking at the news back in Rhode Island on the Providence Journal Online when I saw that the ProJo had a big, multi-part series on a kid from my hometown who joined the Marines.  The face and name were familiar but commonplace, however when I saw the photo of his parents I knew that Corporal Murray was the same age as my brother - I went to school with his older sister and our </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/8529956943276464242/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=8529956943276464242&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/8529956943276464242'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/8529956943276464242'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2007/10/times-in-which-we-live.html' title='The Times In Which We Live'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-5716828553088015388</id><published>2007-10-07T20:37:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-10-07T21:15:46.179-04:00</updated><title type='text'>The Over/Under</title><summary type='text'>Things I need less of in my life:Well, I could do without another October week with temperatures exceeding 80 degrees.  Okay Al Gore, we get.  You were right, we were wrong.  Can you call off Global warming now?Maserati has parked two cars in the main concourse of Grand Central Terminal in some kind of publicity/charity stunt, thereby creating more gawking pedestrian traffic during rush hour. It </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/5716828553088015388/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=5716828553088015388&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/5716828553088015388'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/5716828553088015388'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2007/10/overunder.html' title='The Over/Under'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-445678865676399641</id><published>2007-10-07T20:34:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-10-07T20:36:10.885-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Hipster Olympics</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/445678865676399641/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=445678865676399641&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/445678865676399641'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/445678865676399641'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2007/10/hipster-olympics.html' title='Hipster Olympics'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-7347380738748846607</id><published>2007-09-27T20:26:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-09-27T20:39:30.601-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='schools'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cupcakes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='NYT'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='London'/><title type='text'>PTA Hates Children, America, Freedom</title><summary type='text'>One of my co-workers sent me this story from the New York Times on a topic that I feel like we've covered here before: in towns across this country, many school districts are prohibiting parents from sending cupcakes to school to celebrate birthdays as another tool in their arsenal in war against childhood obesity.  Obviously, that's a stupid idea.  If you need clarification why, leave a note in </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/7347380738748846607/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=7347380738748846607&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/7347380738748846607'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/7347380738748846607'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2007/09/pta-hates-children-america-freedom.html' title='PTA Hates Children, America, Freedom'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-1489867409004612716</id><published>2007-09-18T22:19:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2007-09-18T22:30:54.753-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='books'/><title type='text'>But will he love me like Calvin loves Alice?</title><summary type='text'>There are many reasons why I choose to buy a book instead of borrow it from the local public library.  Sometimes I want the prestige of putting it on my shelf, sometimes I know I'm going to want to read it over a long stretch of time, sometimes I know I'm going to want to lend it out to friends and sometimes the reasons are unique to the book.  I bought "About Alice", Calvin Trillin's heartfelt, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/1489867409004612716/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=1489867409004612716&amp;isPopup=true' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/1489867409004612716'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/1489867409004612716'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2007/09/but-will-he-love-me-like-calvin-loves.html' title='But will he love me like Calvin loves Alice?'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-7281954404242061056</id><published>2007-09-17T21:54:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-09-17T21:55:51.957-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Going nowhere 'cept maybe out the door</title><summary type='text'>That describes the current state of my career.And working eleven hour days for my trouble.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/7281954404242061056/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=7281954404242061056&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/7281954404242061056'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/7281954404242061056'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2007/09/going-nowhere-cept-maybe-out-door.html' title='Going nowhere &apos;cept maybe out the door'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-1361343250096422937</id><published>2007-09-13T19:27:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2007-09-13T19:33:47.067-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='vienna'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cupcakes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='knitting'/><title type='text'>Knitting Cupcakes</title><summary type='text'>Knit Night CupcakesOriginally uploaded by teenytinyturkey Beta sent me the link to these cupcakes.  Not only are these cupcakes vegan, but they are amazingly accurate in the detail afforded to the various knit projects.  The baker/knitter spent four or five hours creating the knit adornments out of marzipan and she includes a tutorial for you here.  Truly spectacular.  Reminds me of the the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/1361343250096422937/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=1361343250096422937&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/1361343250096422937'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/1361343250096422937'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2007/09/knitting-cupcakes.html' title='Knitting Cupcakes'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1012/530628727_df7a6f5da0_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-6348806076233128959</id><published>2007-09-11T21:28:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2007-09-11T21:31:10.474-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Smith'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='children&apos;s books'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='obits'/><title type='text'>Time Wrinkles</title><summary type='text'>A Wrinkle In Time... Madeleine L’Engle, Writer of Children’s Classics, Is Dead at 88Originally uploaded by giamarie Another brilliant Smithe, Madeleine L'Engle '41,  passed away a few days ago.  I still remember when I read her most popular book, "A Wrinkle in Time" - I was staying overnight at my Grammy's house with Little Brother.   This book blew my mind. I'm sure Little Brother was begging </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/6348806076233128959/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=6348806076233128959&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/6348806076233128959'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/6348806076233128959'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2007/09/time-wrinkles.html' title='Time Wrinkles'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1002/1352325636_039863efcf_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-4537819683055642880</id><published>2007-09-10T22:41:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2007-09-10T22:44:37.751-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Escape Hatch</title><summary type='text'>100_0980_00 When I went to reserve a ZipCar to drive out to Long Island for the wedding, all of the smaller, cheaper cars had already been reserved, so I ended up driving a Volvo S40.  It was a very nice car and had more features than the cars I am used to driving.  However, the one I found the most mind-boggling, was this latch in the trunk.  When I first picked up the car and opened the trunk </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/4537819683055642880/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=4537819683055642880&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/4537819683055642880'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/4537819683055642880'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2007/09/escape-hatch.html' title='Escape Hatch'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1312/1357972624_de9e36fbbc_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-4980254184489122517</id><published>2007-09-10T22:34:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2007-09-10T22:43:14.953-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Calvin Sans Hobbes</title><summary type='text'>100_0978_00 This lovely couple sat next to me.  This young gentleman, despite the fact that he is 26 years old, likes to give the finger in every photograph that is taken of him.  Here we see his poor, put upon girlfriend who owns not one photograph of them without him giving flipping the bird.  I spent most of the dinner hour trying to convince her to leave him.  Just kidding, Calvin, we're </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/4980254184489122517/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=4980254184489122517&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/4980254184489122517'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/4980254184489122517'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2007/09/calvin-sans-hobbes.html' title='Calvin Sans Hobbes'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1326/1357972608_9607698c44_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-3873000997701038323</id><published>2007-09-10T22:30:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2007-09-10T22:42:36.514-04:00</updated><title type='text'>If you do it right, everyone wants to wear the hat.</title><summary type='text'>100_0970 </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/3873000997701038323/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=3873000997701038323&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/3873000997701038323'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/3873000997701038323'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2007/09/if-you-do-it-right-everyone-wants-to.html' title='If you do it right, everyone wants to wear the hat.'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1067/1357965228_c7299a20e1_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-7572321463341893445</id><published>2007-09-10T22:28:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2007-09-10T22:29:04.270-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Pink Elephant  Dress in Action</title><summary type='text'>9-1-07 105 Here I am on the dance floor with a newly-engaged Pioneer from Homer, Alaska.  She was throwning me around the floor like it was dinner time and she was wrastlin' a polar bear.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/7572321463341893445/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=7572321463341893445&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/7572321463341893445'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/7572321463341893445'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2007/09/pink-elephan-dress-in-action.html' title='Pink Elephant  Dress in Action'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1313/1297703121_f1e9fd1608_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-4888592461366753103</id><published>2007-09-10T22:24:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2007-09-10T22:29:22.398-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Danger! Smithies ahead.</title><summary type='text'>9-1-07 081 </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/4888592461366753103/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=4888592461366753103&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/4888592461366753103'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/4888592461366753103'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2007/09/danger-smithies-ahead.html' title='Danger! Smithies ahead.'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1258/1298510050_e1d0d44460_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-549472353650196459</id><published>2007-09-10T22:21:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2007-09-10T22:23:04.757-04:00</updated><title type='text'>More Photos from a Wedding You Weren't At</title><summary type='text'>9-1-07 071 This is the Groom.  He is very nice and has handsome blue eyes.  He very graciously puts up with all the crap that comes from having me as your wife's friend.  For example, this weekend, I called them in a panic from the middle of Central Park. I was supposed to meet up with a group for a birthday picnic and I was totally lost.  Also, it was very hot and I may be have been delirious.  </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/549472353650196459/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=549472353650196459&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/549472353650196459'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/549472353650196459'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2007/09/more-photos-from-wedding-you-weren-at.html' title='More Photos from a Wedding You Weren&amp;#39;t At'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1167/1298492512_d390e4816b_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-1165023450572880550</id><published>2007-09-10T21:27:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-09-10T21:51:44.950-04:00</updated><title type='text'>For God's Sake, get me to the Club on Time</title><summary type='text'>Hey, y'all, remember that time when MuppetLover got married?  I sure do.  I was there!  I was the Wedding Captain, if you believe the rumours.Here is the beautiful bride with her parents.  The wedding was held at a very lovely club on Long Island.  The club was on the water and had a very classic feel to it, without being very ostentatious or gaudy.  It was truly lovely.  Unfortunately for me, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/1165023450572880550/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=1165023450572880550&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/1165023450572880550'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/1165023450572880550'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2007/09/for-gods-sake-get-me-to-club-on-time.html' title='For God&apos;s Sake, get me to the Club on Time'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MqY50yJEehY/RuXvvdj1OyI/AAAAAAAAAJg/nKvT5-H5R2c/s72-c/sharon+bride.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-1114764127890553571</id><published>2007-09-10T19:58:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-09-10T20:09:38.606-04:00</updated><title type='text'>You Can't Always Get What You Pop</title><summary type='text'>Is it just me, or has the time required to pop a bag of microwave popcorn been steadily decreasing?  When I was a kid, I remember putting the bag in the microwave for five minutes; now, if you leave the bag in the microwave for three minutes you're like to burn down an entire city block. Also, I may be dating myself here, (well, I'm definitely dating myself, but that's another issue) but I </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/1114764127890553571/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=1114764127890553571&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/1114764127890553571'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/1114764127890553571'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2007/09/you-cant-always-get-what-you-pop.html' title='You Can&apos;t Always Get What You Pop'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-4330526600315250181</id><published>2007-09-05T21:12:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-09-05T22:25:29.837-04:00</updated><title type='text'>You're a Real New Yorker Now, Pinocciette</title><summary type='text'>I don't blog about work anymore, because that's foolish and probably only interesting to me, but my job has been steadily evolving and I don't think my friends understand.  When I arrived in California with my new, old, Blackberry people asked, "Why do you have a Blackberry? We thought you made photocopies for a living.  How do you make photocopies on a Blackberry?"  Ha ha.  Ha.Last night my boss</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/4330526600315250181/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=4330526600315250181&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/4330526600315250181'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/4330526600315250181'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2007/09/youre-real-new-yorker-now-pinocciette.html' title='You&apos;re a Real New Yorker Now, Pinocciette'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-9206284126759925548</id><published>2007-09-03T23:04:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-09-03T23:52:16.673-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='flickr'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='coffee'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='books'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='lactarded'/><title type='text'>Craving a Cutie</title><summary type='text'>It appears that I am now lactose-intolerant or "lactarded" as ChickenMama likes to say.  I've been trying to substitute milk alternatives whenever possible and take Lactaid to supplement my diet for those times when you just feel like having a milkshake (in my case, once a week).  So far, this plan has been met with mixed success.  Someone told me that he really enjoys Soy Chai Lattes at </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/9206284126759925548/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=9206284126759925548&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/9206284126759925548'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/9206284126759925548'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2007/09/craving-cutie.html' title='Craving a Cutie'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-2021933679982540042</id><published>2007-09-03T23:00:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2007-09-03T23:04:02.623-04:00</updated><title type='text'>One of These Things Is Not Like The Others</title><summary type='text'>I'm waiting to blog about Muppet Lover's beautiful wedding until I get some more photos- I didn't take very many and the ones I have aren't very good.  However, I know that some of you are curious about how my outfit turned out.  Well, here you go.You say, "Freak", but I prefer "Wedding Captain".</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/2021933679982540042/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=2021933679982540042&amp;isPopup=true' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/2021933679982540042'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/2021933679982540042'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2007/09/one-of-these-things-is-not-like-others.html' title='One of These Things Is Not Like The Others'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_MqY50yJEehY/RtzKadj1OxI/AAAAAAAAAJY/Ta-443r251E/s72-c/smith+maids.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-495356637595114656</id><published>2007-08-27T21:23:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-08-27T21:27:56.353-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='work'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='video clips'/><title type='text'>"Some US Americans Don't Have Maps"</title><summary type='text'>This is probably one of them.ChickenMama sent me this clip when I was at work today.  Sure, it's easy to take a swipe at this girl, but when it's a choice between dialing the Billie Jean King National Tennis Box Office for the third time to ask yet another question about the US Open Tickets your boss is holding and wincing through these 45 seconds, it's an easy call.  By the way, I hear this </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/495356637595114656/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=495356637595114656&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/495356637595114656'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/495356637595114656'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2007/08/some-us-americans-dont-have-maps.html' title='&quot;Some US Americans Don&apos;t Have Maps&quot;'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-2773695109619075989</id><published>2007-08-22T22:19:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-08-22T23:10:06.451-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Outfit by Flatbush</title><summary type='text'>Or, the true cost of an $18 dress.This coming weekend, the blessed nuptials of MuppetLover and her wonderful husband-to-be will take place somewhere on Long Island (note to self: uh, Google Map that shit).  Last Saturday I was thinking about going over to Lee Lee's Valise to buy a new dress for the occasion.  However, I have a bad habit of not being able to leave Lee Lee's without dropping a lot </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/2773695109619075989/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=2773695109619075989&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/2773695109619075989'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/2773695109619075989'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2007/08/outfit-by-flatbush.html' title='Outfit by Flatbush'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_MqY50yJEehY/Rsz479j1OuI/AAAAAAAAAJA/x1RRUg8TS1A/s72-c/100_0962.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-1771494568035606250</id><published>2007-08-21T21:54:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2007-08-21T23:01:09.833-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Eatin' Good in the Neighborhood</title><summary type='text'>Damn, I'm glad that I live in a place when that doesn't mean a trip to Applebee's.I've had some great food in Brooklyn lately and thought it's worth spreading the news.  Last Friday, the Great Dane and I went to Alchemy on the recommendation of SuperSkater.  Alchemey is a "gastro-pub" to be all New York Magazine about it, which means it's a bar of the non-dive variety that serves good food and </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/1771494568035606250/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=1771494568035606250&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/1771494568035606250'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/1771494568035606250'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2007/08/eatin-good-in-neighborhood.html' title='Eatin&apos; Good in the Neighborhood'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-3823846687905633717</id><published>2007-08-16T22:13:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-08-16T22:32:03.930-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='starbucks'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='public radio'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='miranda july'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='short stories'/><title type='text'>The Sign Says 11:00! The Sign Says 11:00!</title><summary type='text'>Last night I was reading an article on Slate.com about where to get Starbucks gossip from employees.  Previously, I enjoyed reading about the secret economy of Starbucks on Slate and I have to say, there is something perversely compelling about reading the Starbucks Baristas' Group Blog.  It's voyeuristic, and yet as someone who logged a couple of years working in coffee bars of the small, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/3823846687905633717/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=3823846687905633717&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/3823846687905633717'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/3823846687905633717'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2007/08/sign-say-1100-sign-says-1100.html' title='The Sign Says 11:00! The Sign Says 11:00!'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-6789260708234858560</id><published>2007-08-15T20:17:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-08-16T22:32:48.032-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wedding'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='california'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='friends'/><title type='text'>Wish they all could be California Photos</title><summary type='text'>Photos via PatriotDave.  Granted, they are probably only interesting to a handful of people out then, but since when has this blog been relevant?What we have here is the making of a beautiful sitcom, most likely to air on Showtime.Of course, you can't have a sitcom without the wacky next door neighbors.Later that night, Kevin Spacey stopped by.  It was a star-studded wedding!Here is a photo of </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/6789260708234858560/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=6789260708234858560&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/6789260708234858560'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/6789260708234858560'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2007/08/wish-they-all-could-be-california.html' title='Wish they all could be California Photos'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MqY50yJEehY/RsOYLdj1OsI/AAAAAAAAAIw/BNbd4qg3D6E/s72-c/sitcom.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-4817337825830411549</id><published>2007-08-14T21:41:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-08-16T22:33:28.820-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Brooklyn'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wedding'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='california'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='park slope'/><title type='text'>Baby You Can Drive My Car</title><summary type='text'>So, I haven't been very good about posting photos from my trip to California.  In fact, I haven't even bothered to download the photos from my camera yet.  Fortunately, I did grab a few from Rajasree's set.  Here is a random sample.How do you fit eight people into a six person cabin?  This helps.An action shot.  The beautiful California scenery, a delicious breakfast before us, and me going nuts </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/4817337825830411549/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=4817337825830411549&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/4817337825830411549'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/4817337825830411549'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2007/08/baby-you-can-drive-my-car.html' title='Baby You Can Drive My Car'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MqY50yJEehY/RsJa9V224VI/AAAAAAAAAII/_f8T6VgjDvY/s72-c/four+in+the+bed.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-5818658867078157939</id><published>2007-08-08T22:06:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-08-08T22:18:37.330-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Update: I'm not crazy from the methane leak.</title><summary type='text'>So it must be the VD!Keyspan just sent over not one but two technicians.  They came with the works: jack boots, flashlights, mirrors, utility belts, gloves, something that looked like a Geiger Counter but presumably measured carbon monoxide, etc ...  Have I ever told you how much I love Keyspan?  I bet I have.  They are the ones who saved me from blowing myself to Kingdom come when I first moved </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/5818658867078157939/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=5818658867078157939&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/5818658867078157939'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/5818658867078157939'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2007/08/update-im-not-crazy-from-methane-leak.html' title='Update: I&apos;m not crazy from the methane leak.'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-2533011325826676429</id><published>2007-08-08T20:45:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-08-08T21:28:42.321-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Cupcake Returns to New York, Tornando Hits Brooklyn</title><summary type='text'>Coincidence? Probably not.  See here.What the hell happened?  I was sound asleep when a very loud, very close thunderstorm passed over my building, violent enough to set off every car alarm on the block.  By the time I got out of bed about an hour and a half later the rain had stopped, but the city had fallen to shit.  There were essentially no subways running into Manhattan from my area of </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/2533011325826676429/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=2533011325826676429&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/2533011325826676429'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/2533011325826676429'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2007/08/cupcake-returns-to-new-york-tornando.html' title='Cupcake Returns to New York, Tornando Hits Brooklyn'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_MqY50yJEehY/Rrpnel224UI/AAAAAAAAAIA/SRRNkUmve9s/s72-c/pacific+ocean.gi' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-5040270331217076459</id><published>2007-08-01T22:28:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-08-01T22:44:05.674-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Walking in the Zoo</title><summary type='text'>These days, walking in the zoo describes a day in the office, but I am reminded of just a few weeks ago when my dear corporate Oz sponsored a free weekend at the Bronx Zoo and I was able to get in for free and bring some friends.  Not everyone was excited about the idea of trekking to the Bronx on one of the hottest Sundays of the summer, in fact, when I posed the idea in a gMail </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/5040270331217076459/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=5040270331217076459&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/5040270331217076459'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/5040270331217076459'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2007/08/walking-in-zoo.html' title='Walking in the Zoo'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_MqY50yJEehY/RrFDI1224RI/AAAAAAAAAHo/r3M27im85WU/s72-c/gorilla.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-7607848928881841018</id><published>2007-07-30T22:02:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-07-30T22:23:14.428-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Love, South Dakotan Style</title><summary type='text'>Love is in the air - plus a whole lot of humidity.  I caught sight of my reflection on the subway and thought I was staring at Sideshow Bob.  Curly Hair girls, hollar!  But this post is about weddings.  In a few days, I will depart for San Francisco, where I will gather with my dear rag tag bunch of some one else's friends I infiltrated a few years ago to watch Angie and Joe tie the knot in Big </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/7607848928881841018/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=7607848928881841018&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/7607848928881841018'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/7607848928881841018'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2007/07/love-south-dakotan-style.html' title='Love, South Dakotan Style'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MqY50yJEehY/Rq6bi1224NI/AAAAAAAAAHI/SrCj2ow4WJE/s72-c/tiffany+wedding+gown.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-6884398508365836365</id><published>2007-07-24T22:21:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-07-24T22:50:06.876-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Best NY Post Headline Ever</title><summary type='text'>I don't read the NY Post - why would I?  But as a subway commuter, I feel like it is my God given right on mornings when I have to stand for an 45 minutes to use that time read the headlines of the Post upside down on the laps of the fortunate commuters who managed to get a seat on the train (most likely by boarding in a place called "New Lots").    So, last Friday I saw a headline in the Post </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/6884398508365836365/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=6884398508365836365&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/6884398508365836365'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/6884398508365836365'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2007/07/best-ny-post-headline-ever.html' title='Best NY Post Headline Ever'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-8941068616750371008</id><published>2007-07-19T23:14:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-07-19T23:29:20.501-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='New York Shitty'/><title type='text'>I'm Okay</title><summary type='text'>Photo from the New York TimesAlthough this now semi-famous steam tunnel explosion happened six blocks from my office, I am fine.  I was working at the time, and the smoke was visible from our windows, as were the thousands of people fleeing Grand Central running out onto the streets.  Most disconcerting of all was the loud, persistent rumbling sound we heard.  In a situation like this, not </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/8941068616750371008/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=8941068616750371008&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/8941068616750371008'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/8941068616750371008'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2007/07/im-okay.html' title='I&apos;m Okay'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_MqY50yJEehY/RqApzSNvN9I/AAAAAAAAAGw/JwCmu1bl-5s/s72-c/19explode03.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-174737554045625607</id><published>2007-07-16T22:37:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-07-16T23:09:09.554-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Get out of my dreams (likewise, stay out of my car)</title><summary type='text'>This weekend, I had a dream that the song "Wake me up, before you Go-Go" had been added to the Broadway staging of Camelot.  In my dream, I saw how this was possible.  Also, a new character had been added to the dramatis personae: the town whore.  This was weird because I HAVE NEVER SEEN A PRODUCTION OF CAMELOT, NOR HEARD THE ENTIRE SCORE.  I believe this may make me a savant.  When I awoke, I </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/174737554045625607/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=174737554045625607&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/174737554045625607'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/174737554045625607'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2007/07/get-out-of-my-dreams-likewise-stay-out.html' title='Get out of my dreams (likewise, stay out of my car)'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-3202365054450087189</id><published>2007-07-11T20:56:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-07-11T21:18:27.656-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Germans'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='contest'/><title type='text'>Windorphins + Germans + Swedish Meatballs =</title><summary type='text'>It's a LeBrookski Contest.Say guys, do you remember when I used to write about Germans all the time?  Do you miss those posts?  Do you wish you had your very own German with whom to have adventures?  Well, now you can, thanks to a contest going on over at Raven's blog.  You can win a chance to go on a date with LeBrookski's roommate Schmidt.  Brooks will even pick up the tab for dinner, provided </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/3202365054450087189/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=3202365054450087189&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/3202365054450087189'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/3202365054450087189'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2007/07/windorphins-germans-swedish-meatballs.html' title='Windorphins + Germans + Swedish Meatballs ='/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-4472421429394268447</id><published>2007-07-09T19:32:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-07-09T19:39:32.267-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Brooklyn'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='crime'/><title type='text'>Get it Together, Brooklyn.</title><summary type='text'>These stories displease me. From the neighborhoods that ring mine:Prospect-Lefferts GardenTwo Police Officers Shot During Brooklyn Traffic StopCrown HeightsRage of Man Shot by Police Stuns FianceeAnd the people who know don't be lookin' to no super hero for no help, neither.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/4472421429394268447/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=4472421429394268447&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/4472421429394268447'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/4472421429394268447'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2007/07/get-it-together-brooklyn.html' title='Get it Together, Brooklyn.'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-7522681489224459414</id><published>2007-07-07T19:21:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-07-07T19:53:26.250-04:00</updated><title type='text'>July, July!</title><summary type='text'>More photos from the Fourth on the Lake.This is Alphabets making her "more coffee" face.  We slept downstairs on Aero Beds with Bet's  little shadow.  This meant that every hour or so, Ruby would get up, run around, jump on my bed, jump on Alphabet's bed, hump Alphabet's pillow, fart, etc...  According to Alphabets, this would cause me to toss out a couple of very profane words to the dog in my </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/7522681489224459414/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=7522681489224459414&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/7522681489224459414'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/7522681489224459414'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2007/07/july-july.html' title='July, July!'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MqY50yJEehY/RpAgrxti-VI/AAAAAAAAAGI/YvVAnwcL2pU/s72-c/100_0863.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-6881773920580805400</id><published>2007-07-07T18:49:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-07-07T19:21:14.911-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Fourth of Schmuly in Schmassachusetts</title><summary type='text'>Balancing the EquationPedicure + Sangria + Hammock + Lake = Happy CupcakeSo, this week I took a quick dash up to Western Mass for the Fourth of July, a mid-week holiday commemorating the opening of a Halliburton Gas n' Go on the remote island nation of Tuvalu.  My compatriots on this wild adventure were Alphabets and Ruby, a psycho obsessive Chihuahua-Pinscher Foundling mix.  Now, Ruby isn't </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/6881773920580805400/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=6881773920580805400&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/6881773920580805400'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/6881773920580805400'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2007/07/fourth-of-schmuly-in-schmassachusetts.html' title='Fourth of Schmuly in Schmassachusetts'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MqY50yJEehY/RpAdlRti-SI/AAAAAAAAAFw/lXDxwVQ5oEE/s72-c/100_0871.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-91046970626900480</id><published>2007-06-29T21:43:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-06-29T21:53:27.937-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='video clips'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dogs'/><title type='text'>Skateboarding Dog</title><summary type='text'>Sometimes to get ahead in business, you have to go out drinking with the guys.  It's a tough break, especially when some one else is picking up the tab, but hey, this is your career we're talking about.  And sometimes, that will result in Friday mornings where you are holding on to the corners of your desk and spending an inordinate amount of time doing things like sorting the mail, and just </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/91046970626900480/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=91046970626900480&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/91046970626900480'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/91046970626900480'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2007/06/skateboarding-dog.html' title='Skateboarding Dog'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-4400046392291542427</id><published>2007-06-27T23:48:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2007-06-28T00:12:17.531-04:00</updated><title type='text'>That did not explain anything.</title><summary type='text'>Slate.com has a new section of video content called Slate V.  Imagine my joy when I saw that the inaugural video Explainer column tackled the very important and personal issue of exactly just how big (or how small) Rhode Island really is.  So I watched this video.  It did not explain anything.So now I will explain it to you.  How can you understand the size of Rhode Island?  Just picture a state </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/4400046392291542427/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=4400046392291542427&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/4400046392291542427'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/4400046392291542427'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2007/06/everyone-do-as-i-say.html' title='That did not explain anything.'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-3428997000882176018</id><published>2007-06-25T21:12:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-06-25T21:38:21.658-04:00</updated><title type='text'>All the News that's Print to Fit</title><summary type='text'>Hey guys, how did I get key lime pie inside my sandal?  Can anyone answer that riddle?Here's a video about a homeless man who was living in a cave in the Bronx.  A nun who works with the homeless up there was able to find him housing, but ultimately he felt more comfortable living in the cave than he did in his own clean apartment.  NY Times, you make some good little videos, but then you don't </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/3428997000882176018/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=3428997000882176018&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/3428997000882176018'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/3428997000882176018'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2007/06/all-news-thats-print-to-fit.html' title='All the News that&apos;s Print to Fit'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-3001480453551282962</id><published>2007-06-12T21:47:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-06-12T21:59:56.072-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='economics'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ice cream'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Brooklyn'/><title type='text'>All Freakonomics is Local</title><summary type='text'>Last week, New York Magazine ran a really interesting piece where they did the profit (or loss) calculations for many of the stitches in the fabric of the city- everything from Goldman Sachs to a yoga studio, to a soup kitchen to a yellow cab.  It was interesting to see how much money people are actually making, and how they earn it.  You can find over twenty examples here. And here's an example </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/3001480453551282962/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=3001480453551282962&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/3001480453551282962'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/3001480453551282962'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2007/06/all-freakonomics-is-local.html' title='All Freakonomics is Local'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-3021922685423109933</id><published>2007-06-10T20:34:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-06-10T20:43:46.063-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Life in this here city.</title><summary type='text'>Last week I was walking through Grand Central relatively late at night, on my way down to the subway.  There was a rough looking guy in a wheelchair.  Although he had two legs, he also had a prosthetic leg on his lap and a duffel bag.  As I passed him, he called out to me, "Can you push me? Hey, can you push me?  You look like a strong woman!"I didn't look back, but I started giggling, probably </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/3021922685423109933/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=3021922685423109933&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/3021922685423109933'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/3021922685423109933'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2007/06/life-in-this-here-city.html' title='Life in this here city.'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-5851613276049469479</id><published>2007-06-10T20:09:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-06-10T20:18:43.312-04:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Here are some baby sweaters I knit recently.  They are gifts for two guys in my office who recently became fathers.  That's not 100% the truth, but it's close enough. Some people are very good at photographing their knitting projects, you get a sense of the project in proportion, a close up of the stitch work, etc.. I'm not good at photographing anything.  Each of these sweaters is sized for a 12</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/5851613276049469479/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=5851613276049469479&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/5851613276049469479'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/5851613276049469479'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2007/06/here-are-some-baby-sweaters-i-knit.html' title=''/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MqY50yJEehY/RmyTHT50JcI/AAAAAAAAAFI/FTkHo7Z_jwk/s72-c/100_0849.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-8542675139463645778</id><published>2007-06-05T21:31:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-06-05T21:45:14.790-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='contact'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='friends'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='parties'/><title type='text'>Meanwhile back at the ranch</title><summary type='text'>So, some other stuff happened.  Like, the Kentucky Derby happened.  That is notable only because Confetti Jesse came to Brooklyn to go to a party and I crashed the party and we met for the first time in real non-blog life.  I found him, as James Lipton would say, "delightful".At midnight everyone sang "My Old Kentucky Home" and we watched a tape of the Derby that had been run earlier that day, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/8542675139463645778/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=8542675139463645778&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/8542675139463645778'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/8542675139463645778'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2007/06/meanwhile-back-at-ranch.html' title='Meanwhile back at the ranch'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MqY50yJEehY/RmYQbT50JZI/AAAAAAAAAEw/NZ3ZU_WWmUk/s72-c/100_0786.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-3292825130777371733</id><published>2007-05-30T21:50:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-05-30T22:03:54.240-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Reading is still fundamental</title><summary type='text'>By the way, in case you haven't picked up on the fact that I've just about lost all interest in writing this blog, let me assure you that I still enjoy reading web-based and print content.  How about if I link to some here and then you can all not bother me about writing another post for a while?First there was this article about beer tourism in Germany which I enjoyed, having sampled Koelsch and</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/3292825130777371733/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=3292825130777371733&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/3292825130777371733'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/3292825130777371733'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2007/05/reading-is-still-fundamental.html' title='Reading is still fundamental'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-3892353662483107876</id><published>2007-05-30T20:52:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2007-05-30T21:20:33.178-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='oz'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='paintball'/><title type='text'>She lives!</title><summary type='text'>Well, now that I've let the suspense build up, I guess I can go ahead and let you know that I did not perish at my corporate mandated afternoon of hell, I mean, paintball.  Didn't mean to keep you on pins and needles, but it's been very busy for me- taking on new responsibilities and challenges at work, I've had a lot of friends from out of town visiting me, I had to train the helper monkey to </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/3892353662483107876/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=3892353662483107876&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/3892353662483107876'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/3892353662483107876'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2007/05/she-lives.html' title='She lives!'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-3190380243982991287</id><published>2007-05-14T19:35:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-05-14T19:39:49.618-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Where is Cupcake Going to be Tomorrow?</title><summary type='text'>You will not believe it.  Long story short - annual company offsite: overnight trip to Philadelphia, meeting in the morning, dinner and drinks and hijinks at night, oh, and in between three hours of paintball.  Yes, capture the flag style paintball played, rain or shine, on a closed course of six fields in two teams of highly competitive, mostly male traders, financial analysts and </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/3190380243982991287/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=3190380243982991287&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/3190380243982991287'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/3190380243982991287'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2007/05/where-is-cupcake-going-to-be-tomorrow.html' title='Where is Cupcake Going to be Tomorrow?'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-8594887355844582673</id><published>2007-05-12T18:34:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-05-12T18:49:13.579-04:00</updated><title type='text'>How do we feel about this? Weirded out, mostly.</title><summary type='text'>Yahoo! mail has introduced a new embedded chat feature, not as good as GChat, but it makes it possible to send IMs while you're in the mail screen without downloading anything.  Do we care? Not really.  But it's yet another feature that makes use of your Yahoo! avatar if you've created one.  I created an avatar a while ago that looks nothing like me and freaks me out to boot, so in an attempt to </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/8594887355844582673/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=8594887355844582673&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/8594887355844582673'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/8594887355844582673'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2007/05/how-do-we-feel-about-this-weirded-out.html' title='How do we feel about this? Weirded out, mostly.'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-5803492555042284281</id><published>2007-05-12T10:51:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-05-12T11:08:02.773-04:00</updated><title type='text'>"It might blow up, but we won't go pop."</title><summary type='text'>If you live in New York City, chances are you've seen these guys.  They're all over the city, playing in the subways and public spaces with the guy with the green trumpet and the Tuba for God's sake, and if you're like me, if you're not too tired on your commute home you might pause for a minute to listen to the incredibly huge music they produce before your eyes, and then hurry on your way again</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/5803492555042284281/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=5803492555042284281&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/5803492555042284281'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/5803492555042284281'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2007/05/it-might-blow-up-but-we-wont-go-pop.html' title='&quot;It might blow up, but we won&apos;t go pop.&quot;'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-6710468046539130446</id><published>2007-05-12T10:44:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-05-12T10:46:47.166-04:00</updated><title type='text'>The work gets more interesting, the author photos get more ridiculous</title><summary type='text'>Best opening paragraph of a book review for a book I am very excited to read:If you should ever have the good fortune to match wits with me in a game of chess—and if so, let me congratulate you here in advance on what will surely be one of the more confidence-boosting episodes of your life—you’ll find that, as soon as we’ve exchanged our rooks and bishops and knights, and our queens have </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/6710468046539130446/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=6710468046539130446&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/6710468046539130446'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/6710468046539130446'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2007/05/work-gets-more-interesting-author.html' title='The work gets more interesting, the author photos get more ridiculous'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-8235118584185882218</id><published>2007-04-30T19:04:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-04-30T19:20:49.659-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Robbie'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='oz'/><title type='text'>What I look like when I'm doing what I'm doing</title><summary type='text'>One of my co-workers went on a site visit and took some photos with a disposable camera (remember those?). He wanted to use up the roll of film, so he took some shots in the office. I think they pretty much capture the atmosphere of Oz beautifully, but since I don't have permission from the people in the photos, who don't know this blog exists, I'll just post a few.This photo from taken far away </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/8235118584185882218/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=8235118584185882218&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/8235118584185882218'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/8235118584185882218'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2007/04/what-i-look-like-when-im-doing-what-im.html' title='What I look like when I&apos;m doing what I&apos;m doing'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_MqY50yJEehY/RjZ2gmRic0I/AAAAAAAAAEg/50aVtR28tPA/s72-c/007_4A.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11015590.post-1132825703027505718</id><published>2007-04-26T20:04:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-04-26T20:07:09.909-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Yes, that is correct.</title><summary type='text'>nataliedee.com</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/feeds/1132825703027505718/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11015590&amp;postID=1132825703027505718&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/1132825703027505718'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11015590/posts/default/1132825703027505718'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmesswithcupcake.blogspot.com/2007/04/yes-that-is-correct.html' title='Yes, that is correct.'/><author><name>Cupcake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12858264670638519885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/cupcakelover/bwfrostingnose.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry></feed>
